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Dick Neck: Origins Dick Neck: Origins

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 3, 2010

i will**** dickneck

up the neck


Phobotech responds:

This isn't a review in any way, shape, or form.

Like, hold on a second...what am I supposed to do with this? Chortle with a "Hyuck-hyuck, you sure will! Gwarsh!"

I don't get shit out of this. The "10" number over there might be usable, but when you give it a full 10/10 and don't explain why, it may as well been a zero or any other number. I would ASSUME that, by giving a 10 in the review-space, that you rather enjoyed it, but that isn't addressed once in the entire sentence...no, that's flattering....FRAGMENT that you provided me.

If you liked it, explain why you liked it; what parts in particular built up your vote into a full-out ten. If you hated it, explain WHY you hated it. It's not difficult to do.

This isn't Youtube. Notice how there aren't thumb ups or thumb downs if you agree with what user has said about the flash? They specifically say, has this review been helpful, useless, or abusive.

Well...your fragment-review ain't abusive...that's a relief. Instead, it is painfully useless to me as I try to gain feedback from viewers.

In the future, don't waste the review space on mundane, brainless comments unless you're reviewing a mundane, brainless flash!

...........Ohhhhhhhh...... I get it... This IS a mundane, brainless flash.

.......Carry on then. XD


McCain Spin McCain Spin

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars December 19, 2008

wtf?

am giving 1 star for pity for you


masterguy-1243 responds:

Yea


Irod Bad! Irod Bad!

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 10, 2008

so f-ing funny

make more


Recent Game Reviews


GlueFO 2.0 GlueFO 2.0

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 1, 2009

the only good game on here

its good but not too good like some other games on this site



Pwong Pwong

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 21, 2009

best game on here

and i got a score of -525



Andagel Andagel

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 13, 2008

this would be a great ds game

and am not kidding at all is awsome though


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Recent Audio Reviews


Rice of Newgounds Rice of Newgounds

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 2, 2009

newglounds

i lol'ed HARD


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